The new Jamaican Bobsled Team

Actually, the Jamaican Bobsled Team looks kinda good next to these guys. The New Caledonia Cricket Team has played in four tournaments in its six years of existence, and has yet to win a single game, including two 500-run losses to Papua New Guinea. I admit that I am not familiar with Cricket, but I'm sure that a 500 point, run, or goal loss in any sport is pretty bad.

Granted, the tiny French territory located in the south pacific north-east of Australia has a population of only 240, 400 and would be expected to yield very few top-level athletes of any sort. But wow...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Caledonia_cricket_team