Public Service Announcement
This PSA is for the motoring public in the City of Saint John and surrounding areas.
(1) WAKE THE FUCK UP!! If you are tired or having trouble concentrating, get a cup of coffee or go home and have a nap. You will feel much better.
(2) GET IN YOUR GOD DAMNED LANE!!! Do not under any circumstances straddle two lanes. Doing so endangers you and the drivers around you and is a particular problem at busy intersections. When you make a lane change, proceed quickly and in an orderly fashion.
(3) GET FUCKING GOING, YOU STUPID BASTARDS!!!! When the roads are clear, please proceed at a reasonable approximation of the speed limit. Going too fast increases the risk of an accident, but going to slowly also can lead to problems due to increased congestion.
(4) PUT EVERYTHING DOWN, YOU IDIOTS!!!!! Talking on your cell or trying to open a bottle of water makes you less able to control your vehicle. I'm not going to insist on the 10-and-2 position, but keeping at least one hand completely on the wheel at all times for your own safety.
This concludes the PSA. Thank you for your time, and have a pleasant evening.
(1) WAKE THE FUCK UP!! If you are tired or having trouble concentrating, get a cup of coffee or go home and have a nap. You will feel much better.
(2) GET IN YOUR GOD DAMNED LANE!!! Do not under any circumstances straddle two lanes. Doing so endangers you and the drivers around you and is a particular problem at busy intersections. When you make a lane change, proceed quickly and in an orderly fashion.
(3) GET FUCKING GOING, YOU STUPID BASTARDS!!!! When the roads are clear, please proceed at a reasonable approximation of the speed limit. Going too fast increases the risk of an accident, but going to slowly also can lead to problems due to increased congestion.
(4) PUT EVERYTHING DOWN, YOU IDIOTS!!!!! Talking on your cell or trying to open a bottle of water makes you less able to control your vehicle. I'm not going to insist on the 10-and-2 position, but keeping at least one hand completely on the wheel at all times for your own safety.
This concludes the PSA. Thank you for your time, and have a pleasant evening.
Labels: PSA
posted by Colin at
9:09 p.m.
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